fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

spobforpresident:

sansaslays:

reblog if ur a fish whore

I was very productive today, I wrote a list

clannyphantom:

“maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”

whitepeopletwitter:

This basically sums it up

citymod:

mynewplaidpants:

Jake Gyllenhaal and a ferret

imsoofuckingsad:

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety